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Why does their fucking school look like a fashion show?
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Every time I drive by this school,all I can see is a ocean of kakis and Old Navy's hundred dollar cargo pants. People at this fake ass school will spend mad cash on a outfit and accessories and never wear them again. Where the fuck they think they are, Beverly Hills? It's like one of them cheesy high school dramas on tv. EVERY ONE WEARS THE MOST IN STYLE CLOTHES,AND ACTS LIKE THEIR ON FUCKING TV. Everything is such a drama. "Whoa, your capris are to tight," "I think the highligts in Arieanna's hair are to light," and the classic, "Oh golly, I broke a nail." Well, I say your outfits suck, so go run to your mommy and daddy to buy you some new ones. We'll talk about your mommy and daddy later you little snobby shits!
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Cars, Pimpin
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The law in the 'city of Ferry Hall' is that as soon as you turn 16, your parents buy you a car, or give you one some way or another. In FERRY HALL you never have to worry about wrecking your car, cause if you do you'll just get another one from mom and dad. And, you can never drive your car without putting the drivers seat all the way back and pimpin' it like your actually hard,when your just some white boy from suburbia and not a nigger in the ghetto. Just make sure your faggy ass doesn't forget to put some license plate trim on the car and fake tint and gold trim and hard stickers and neon lights and..... Then go work at the mall all week and blow all your money on Saturday night running up and down the fake ass avenue. Yes, the AVENUE, another topic you don't want to get me started on. What the hell, the avenue is full of shit!!! Their trying to turn White Marsh into a fucking City! All they need is a mayor. Mayor Snobbyass Bitch Motherfucker of Ferry Hall and White Sale, I mean White Marsh. The Avenue is full of crummy specialty stores that suck ass. Oh wow a Starbucks, how trendy! Four dollars for a three day old cafe latte`. The Fifty screen movie theater is full of a bunch of snobs! I can think of several in paticular. They know who they are: mom and dad just bought this one bitch a new car, and he doesn't even live in the bounds of Ferry Hall. Anyways, all Saturday night these punks play hard, but are really weak. "I'm from Ferry Hall, I'm harder than Chinese arithmatic!"
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Mom And Dad; amajor source of cash
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The title says it all. So just go back to your plactic houses and ask mom and dad for more money.
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